Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
