Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
You don't make any sense
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I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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