She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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