Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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