Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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