i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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