I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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