i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
