Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
