So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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