I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
