Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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