Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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