his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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