cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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