Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
NoShamevember. You game?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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