Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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