You really coming over, don't trick.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Two words: nipple clamps
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