i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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