I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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