wanna go halves on a baby?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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