I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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