Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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