There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
