I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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