we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
