I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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