I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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