Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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