He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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