Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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