We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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