You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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