Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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