I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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