My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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