How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Randomize
