He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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