i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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