please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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