that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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