if only i could text you this smell
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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