I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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