Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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