Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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