Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Randomize
