fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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