You really coming over, don't trick.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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