I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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