At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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