so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
i think i just lost a toe
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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