new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Randomize
