I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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