with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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