it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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